Down here in Sunny Southern California, one of the local AM stations had a “Free Gas” extravaganza. I wouldn’t have taken notice of it, except it happened to be close to my house, and in the middle of my commute, so I knew that traffic patterns would be jacked up for the rush hour drive to work.
You will notice that I didn’t mention any interest in said “free” gas. Why you ask? Good question sir. Here comes the point of this post.. It is NOT worth it. Look at a few facts
1. They were only giving away 10 gallons. Which quick math determines is about 40 bucks.
2. They were having this party from 6AM to 9AM, and only the first 400 people got it.
OK. Now, take a step back and look at this situation with me. If I made you the to get up and meet me on this corner a few miles from your house at 6 AM, and if you did I would give forty dollars. Would you do it? Maybe. 6AM is annoying, but hey it’s forty bucks.
OK. New scenario, if I said, get up and meet me at 6AM and stand in line with 400 other people to get the 40 dollars. Would you do it then? Hmm.. not so much anymore.
Now, in this particular scenario that happened this morning, people showed up at this gas station as early at 3 AM. Yep, you heard that right. When I woke up, at 6:15, they were interviewing people who had been in line since 3 in the morning. The best part, they were about 100 people back in the line.
At 7:30 they interviewed a woman who was starting to pump her 10 Gallons of “free” gas who had been in line since “3:15 or so”. So, this woman, got up at Oh God Thirty in the morning, waited in line, with her car likely running, for 4 hours and 15 minutes, so that she could get 10 gallons of free gas.
Wow.
Please, someone tell me that society is really not this stupid.